They’re a bunch of fucking bellends aren’t they? Just look at them. Slack jawed fuckwits. I know the EU is a load of shite but you think that the actual reasons it’s a sack of shit are why any of these gawking morons are celebrating? God I’m glad I’m notContinue Reading

Many moons ago I lived on a traveller site in South Yorkshire and made some fantastic friends there. Sadly some of those friends are no longer with us. One of those was the absolutely lovely Matty Dread. Matty introduced me to some fantastic music and had some fantastic stories. ThisContinue Reading

I’m settling down right now to watch the latest instalment in the British blockbuster of political theatre; Brexit of Bollocks – A Song of Sheiße and Saturdays. Having been an avid follower of this debacle of drama since season one: The Big Vote – What the Fuck Did You ThinkContinue Reading

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I’ve been looking for a copy of this wee comic for years. It’s by the fantastic Pete Loveday and describes the day that we shut down the financial heart of London for a day, had fist fights with mass murderers… I mean bankers and traders, fought running battles with police,Continue Reading

The recent posthumous publication of the late Jacob Rees-Mogg’s tribute to the greats of the Victorian era offered a number of surprises for avid followers of the top hatted time traveller’s career. Some were surprised that the book was published at all once the specifics of Rees-Mogg’s untimely passing duringContinue Reading

So, Brexit Day Mk. 1.0 is rapidly looming, to be swiftly followed by a sequel next month it seems. I’ve been taking a rather unhealthy interest in the proceedings in the House of Commons of late. Something that shouldn’t be surprising given as I’ve been living in Germany since shortlyContinue Reading

I’m just, as of Friday, back from an extended holiday in Sri Lanka. It was awesome and I’ll be writing something about it here in the near future. I’ve also decided to put my short story, Calan Mai, on here for you to enjoy. It’s set in South Wales andContinue Reading

I don’t travel well. I’m not one of those people that can hop on a flight and snooze their way to their destination. I’ve never been able to sleep on buses, planes, trains, whatevers. So when I woke up at 7a.m. on Sunday I didn’t sleep again until around 9a.m.Continue Reading